Wednesday, March 17, 2010

A Bitch's Guide to Dating

You finally found A BITCH'S GUIDE TO DATING. The two torn halves of the stilettos were found, the right password was spoken to the salesgirl at the mall. You clicked your heels together, said the magic word ('BONE!'), answered the Sphinx, rejected the last loser. You made it, you bought it, and this is going to be fun.
You wouldn't be here unless you've already come a long way in the dating world, and for that, congratulations. And you know there's still a long way to go, on this odd, infuriating, enticing expedition that is men and dogs. So let this be a pleasant journey for you. My Charlie dog is my a bitch, but also a best friend who knows her shit. Literally speaking.


A BITCH'S GUIDE TO DATING: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MEN AND DOGS coming to AMAZON.

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